This is not the beginning
iwasawasstrings:

the-stray-liger:

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

So american parents rather teach their children to survive to a school shooting than make laws for gun control



Everyone deserves a gun in America because a law made 200+ years ago to protect ourselves from British incursion back when guns took 60 seconds to fire one shell told us it was okay. And who wants to change laws nowadays, amirite? Unless we’re changing privacy laws to enable stop and frisk so we can search any black person in a hoodie. Or stand your ground laws to shoot any black person in a hoodie.

iwasawasstrings:

the-stray-liger:

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

So american parents rather teach their children to survive to a school shooting than make laws for gun control

Everyone deserves a gun in America because a law made 200+ years ago to protect ourselves from British incursion back when guns took 60 seconds to fire one shell told us it was okay. And who wants to change laws nowadays, amirite? Unless we’re changing privacy laws to enable stop and frisk so we can search any black person in a hoodie. Or stand your ground laws to shoot any black person in a hoodie.

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

frozen-autumn-sky:

What have I done…

creatures-alive:

(via Skomer puffins by paul spilsbury esq / 500px)
let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

hash-tag-whatever:

Merry: confused awe

Frodo: confused awe

Sam: confused awe

Pippin: finally I’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants 

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

delta-breezes:

Pumpkin Spiced Buttermilk Cake w/Maple Buttercream | Savory Simple

okpalloweens:

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

i hate this so much